After a long hard day behind the fryer at Captain Hook's Fish and Chips, Brad arrives
home and hits the bathroom. Something catches his eye outside. . .
Brad spies Linda, his little sister's best friend, by the pool. Impure thoughts
fill his brain...
Being the single, successful guy that he is, Brad takes appropriate action. . .
In his mind at least, Brad's relationship with Linda changes dramatically. . .
Yes, Brad has become a fast food franchise tycoon. . .
. . .Irresistable to beautiful women like Linda. . .
Unfortunately, reality comes knocking on Brad's door (or rather it barges in. . .)
Humiliated, Brad reflects on the decline of traditional manners in today's society. Reality sucks.
